(I saw an internet meme similar to this and I thought I
would expand on it. I tried to find it again but with all the election stuff
going on it proved difficult.)
2014
Joey: I can’t believe
Donald Trump is thinking about running for President. What is our country coming to when men like
him are having their names seriously considered?
Bobby: Joey, you
worry too much man! He said he was going
to run both 2012 and way back in 2000. Nothing ever came of it. He is just trying to promote viewers for his
dippy TV show. Have a little more faith
in America.
2015
Joey: He’s doing it, he is actually doing
it! Donald Trump is running for the Republican nomination. He even seems to have a large following.
Bobby: So we have
a bunch of over excited Apprentice fans. Trump is clown. Did you see him in the debates when talking
about his hands? He is an exposed fool and is going nowhere.
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| "Big Hands" |
2016
Joey: This
election is getting very tight. He
bombed the debates but he isn’t slowing down.
I was originally going to vote for Stein because I couldn’t vote for
Sanders. But I think I have to vote for Hilary
now, I don’t want Trump.
Bobby: Look at the
polls, Trump doesn’t stand a chance. He
is going to get his butt handed to him.
I refused to be scared to vote for a candidate that I don’t really
like. We need to vote our values, Trump
won’t win anyway. Look at the
polls.
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| Keeps talking even if it isn't his turn. |
2018
Joey: I don’t like
what’s going on here it’s like the President is in pissing contest with other
world leaders. In his last speech he
says he’ll fire the nukes if he doesn’t get compliance. President Trump said the he will fire the
nukes!
Bobby: President
Trump may be a jerk but he is not insane.
He is just talking tough.
Everyone knows how bad it would be if he were serious. No one is nuking anyone.
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| Nukes |
2025
Joey: I thought
living under a nuclear winter was bad, barley any sunlight and always food
shortages. But now we have nuclear
mutated talking giant lizards. Those
lizards are smart. I can’t believe not
only are we fighting for our existence but it looks like we may no longer be the top
species on the planet!
Bobby: Last we’re
going to do is take orders from giant lizards who just learned to talk! We’re humans we’ll get through this. We may have messed up a lot of things but
we’ll always have our freedom for this planet is ours!
2029
Joey: {crying}
Bobby: Joey,
lighten up. I’m glad you got here early
I need some help cheering everyone up.
Now listen guys there are a lot of nasty rumors floating around. So I want to make some things very
clear. I know my Giant Lizard Master
loves me. As I am sure yours loves
you. They would never do anything to
hurt us. That is why they have a veterinarian for humans, to take care of us.
Now I know our Lizard overlords would never castrate us in order to keep
our population under control. That is
not what a loving master does. Our masters need there workers reproducing. We have
nothing to fear. Joey you were the first
one here this morning tell we have nothing to fear.
Joey: {cries
harder} I should have voted for Hillary.
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| Your Lizard Master! |
On Tuesday go out and vote for Hillary Clinton. In doing this you will save humanity, and if
your a guy, also your balls.
